2025-04-18

Fatbike brakes

 

Image from bol.com

Fatbikes. Even the word gives me the creeps. I'll stay away from the broad discussion about this young phenomenon on the road (see here why this is a problem in the Netherlands). But I do want to talk about something that I see associated with riding one of these things: braking à la Fred Flintstone.

You know how Fred slows down his car, don’t you. Literally by digging his heels in. And lately I see more and more young fatbikers trying to stop their two-wheeler just like Fred by putting both feet on the ground. Often they swing back and forth dangerously. Eventually they come to a stop just in time.

Is there anyone in the audience who has experience riding one of these things? Are the brakes really so bad that you have to do like Fred to stop in time? Or are we talking about tuned-up models, where the brakes, which barely meet the regulations, fall short as soon as the bike goes faster than intended and allowed?

Something else now; you'll soon understand why I'm bringing this up. Earlier this week I was passing through Gouda by train. At the station my eye was caught by the open-air bike parking place. On either side of the place – which is only two bike lengths plus an aisle wide – there were security cameras set up about every ten meters (roughly 30 ft). I didn't count them, but there were an absurd number of them. You'd almost think the cameras were myopic.

Here are two examples of security measures that are taken in situations where the actual measures – brakes and locks – have proven insufficient in practice. We also have measures like these in information security. Usually, this involves technology that does not fully deliver what you hope for. For example, a virus scanner that still lets that very latest virus through, or that mail scanner that does not recognize a particular phishing mail. In these situations, the problem becomes an end user thing.

And that is why we need your commitment, dear reader. You are the brake shoe that can intervene at the last moment, when all else has failed. You are our last line of defense. And that is exactly why I put so much energy into keeping your knowledge of my field up to date. You don’t have to know all the ins and outs, but you do need to know the things that can be – literally – of vital importance to the organization, such as recognizing phishing email.

I know, it can be difficult. I can't ask more of you than alertness. Help us to bring our fatbike to a stop in time.

There will be no Security (b)log for the next two weeks.

 

And in the big bad world…


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