2025-02-07

Artificially stupid

Image from Pixabay

Are you a good artist? Great. Then draw me a picture with two flags, each on a short pole, that make a 45 degree angle with each other.

Not that difficult, right, this assignment? However, ask ChatGPT for this and there is no way you can get that angle in there. You do get two sticks next to each other, which in the best case are intertwined. On one side there is a flag that waves to the left, on the other side one that waves to the right. If you ask specifically for that angle again, the flags are extended and folded, indeed at an angle of 45 degrees. But those sticks, they remain stoically parallel to each other.

What about this so-called artificial intelligence? Admittedly, I could never draw those flags that neatly and quickly myself. For the rest, after such a disappointment, I rather think that the thing is artificially stupid. I don’t easily stick labels on something, but if you brag about your intelligence and then don’t understand what every freshman with a set square does understand, then you’re done for.

A much smarter – but also reprehensible – application of AI is scamming people. I had barely started writing this blog when a radio conversation started about gullible people who had been scammed by criminals posing as René Froger, Max Verstappen, Mark Rutte or André Rieu on a dating site (René Froger is a well-known Dutch singer, and you know the others, I presume). Each and every one of them people who were well off. And yet, after some flirting back and forth, they begged for money, supposedly because theirs was temporarily unavailable, for example due to problems with their manager. One victim had even transferred thirty thousand euros (well over 31k USD) to “René Froger”.

According to the guest on the radio show, slightly more women than men fall for these kinds of tricks, and especially those of slightly older age – people who don't necessarily know what normal online behavior is. And if one of them receives a personal voice message from their idol, via a dating site, they must be in seventh heaven, right?

Now you might wonder what these people are doing on a dating site (well, maybe apart from Mark Rutte, who is single). Unmasking this kind of scam works with flags; the more flags, the more likely it is bad business. Celebrity on a dating site: big red flag. Celebrity who starts chatting with you? Huge red flag. Famous or not famous person who asks for money after a few nice chats: enormous red flag. Three red flags in a row? Sound the alarm!

But yes, that voice message, right? That sounds really convincing. And if you don't know anything about deepfakes, that is, artificial intelligence is used to make a voice say anything you want, then I can hardly accuse you of natural stupidity. Let's agree that from now on you think of those red flags when you come across something improbable. Maybe it will help you not to fall for it.

Back to those crossed flags (because that whole story about flirting celebrities just happened to creep in because I was listening to the radio with half an ear). That picture I wanted was for private use. For my work as a Dutch civil servant, I should not have used such an AI tool. In official terms: the use of non-contracted AI is not permitted, in principle. I prefer to turn this rule around: for your work, you may only use AI that we have purchased. Why is that better? Because then there is a contract in which the rights and obligations of both parties are described. This ensures that our data cannot simply be included in a large artificial brain and that the owner of that brain cannot use it for his own purposes. You might see the contract as a green flag.

 

And in the big bad world…

 

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