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What do
Desmond Llewelyn, John Cleese and Ben Whishaw have in common? Well, they all
played the role of Q in James Bond films. You know, that grumpy man who
provides Bond with all kinds of technical gadgets, such as shoes with a
poisonous blade incorporated into them, a lipstick bomb and a watch with a
powerful built-in laser. Not that I'm a big 007 fan or a Q-groupy, but I
recently came across something special that wouldn't look out of place in the
arsenal of a double-zero agent.
It
looks like a sushi box, someone said. But a heavy one, because the case weighs
600 grams (1,3 lb), partly due to the thick bottom and ditto lid. The lid
closes hermetically and the round thing on the front says automatic pressure
purge. Inside you will see a small switch, plus and minus buttons and a few
LEDs. No, this is not a sushi box. This is really something from Q's lab.
If
you turn on the device - because that is what it is - and close the lid, you
will hear noise. The volume buttons give you six different settings; no matter
what setting you select, you can hear the white noise through the closed
box, and in the loudest setting it is downright annoying. As soon as you open
the lid, the noise stops.
Have
you figured it out yet? I'll just tell. This thing is meant to store your phone
during confidential meetings. The noise ensures that any eavesdroppers who have
hacked your phone to secretly eavesdrop on you will only hear noise. And
through the transparent lid you can see when something arrives on your phone,
for example a message or a call. That is the advantage of this box over a
Faraday cage, which blocks all electromagnetic radiation and actually creates
an airplane mode environment - although it cannot be ruled out that malware
makes a recording and sends it later. In short, with this box you are
accessible and uneavesdropable at the same time. Wow.
I can
totally see it. James Bond in M's office, who is about to reveal the next
assignment. But first the phones go into a box like the one you see. Because that
meeting is, of course, top secret. And officials like those two are by
definition a target to the kind of hackers who have the knowledge and resources
to plant eavesdropping software (I'm thinking of our beloved state actors). And
of course our film heroes must be reachable at all times, because their
American colleague Felix Leiter may call with important news.
In
real life, the market for this product will also be the world of spies. In
addition, top industrialists and other people who know something that others
would also love to know will also be among the customers of the Dutch company
that developed this thing. You are less likely to encounter it in an online
store with nice gift ideas for Christmas, if only because it seems to be quite
pricey.
In
less exciting ecosystems, they use a poor-man's version of this high-tech
device: a preserving jar. You know, one of those glass jars with a rubber ring
and a snap closure, intended for preserving fruit and vegetables. Well, you can
also put your phone in such a hermetically sealed jar, while it still remains
visible (but first remove the food and clean it thoroughly, please). Due to the
lack of a preserving jar, I cannot test whether this contraption is soundproof,
but I do want to believe that its use is not pointless. If only that awareness about
confidentiality gets a boost when there are suddenly preserving jars on the
conference table.
Happy
holidays from Borsoi, Patrick Borsoi.
The Security (b)log will return next year.
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